THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
*screams the Peking Opera Blues theme, complete with the maniacal laughter of the character representing Fate*
"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
This made me giggle far too much
Evolution is an artist.
mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”
Cat quacks when his owner coughs
he’s mocking you
NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE
This show is awesome
TV MEME : [5/5] tv shows: Parks and Recreation
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life."
finally, it has appeared on my dash
Well that was unexpected.
I was not expecting this
no one ever does
Here’s a sure-fire way to know that you hate women: when an incident of intimate partner violence in which a man knocks a woman unconscious gains national attention and every question or comment you think to make has to do with her behavior, you really hate women. Like, despise.
There is no other explanation. There is no “I need all the facts.” There is no excuse. You hate women. Own it.
Now, you probably don’t believe you hate women. You probably honestly think you’re being an objective observer whose only interest is the truth. You are delusional.
We have this problem in our discourse around the most important challenges we face where we feel we have to be “fair to both sides.” But sometimes, one of those sides is subjugation and oppression. If you’re OK with legitimizing that side in the interest of “fairness,” you’re essentially saying you’re OK with oppression as a part of the human condition. That’s some hateful shit."
She betrayed Ronan. He’s coming back for her. And when he does… (x)
"we’d like to get your blessing"